
Landlubbers ahoy!
Moving back to the real world... not as easy as it seems.
Wednesday, May 18, 2011
Paradoxes and Principles

Thursday, November 4, 2010
Farewell to the pretty city - for now.
I'm flying back to Kalgoorlie on Sunday for a 6 week fixed term contract with the ABC which I am thrilled about. Everyone at some stage should visit and even live in the middle of Australia to see what else exists apart from the beauty of the coast.
Friday, October 22, 2010
Day Six – over and out

Today started with the quintessential Kalgoorlie event – the Skimpy Breakfast. Up at 5.30am, facing the prospect of boobs and eggs, I was ready and raring to go.
The pub was packed! At 6am! It opens at 6 and there was a queue outside waiting for it to open. The group I was with were the only people not dressed in fluoro orange. The orange people turned their heads in unison like fairground clowns when we walked in and I felt only mildly like a gatecrasher.
The interesting opening hours are for the miners who work the night shift as the Super Pit which is a 24/7/365 venture – why wouldn’t it be? If I owned a hole in the ground that produces 22 tonnes of gold per annum and had a bunch of trucks worth 3.5 million bucks each then I’d want it running all day and night too but that’s another story.
Legally, you’re only allowed to drink in public at 6am if you’re a miner but we snuck in and got away with it. Breakfast involves instant coffee and a workman’s breakfast for 10 bucks. Oh and included in the 10 bucks is a waitress with almost nothing on.
I was going to embellish at this point (radio is life plus 30% right?) but I can’t lie. I didn’t see a single nipple. The barmaid was wearing mesh undies (yes, with nothing over them) but I think it was a cold morning in Kal and much to my disappointment, she was wearing a boring old black cardigan. JIPPED!
That is why I have decided to take up an offer of a job here in Kal, because I need to come back and experience a REAL skimpy breakfast.
Don’t fret, it’s not permanent at this stage – I’ll be working until December 10 when the station literally hits the stumps and shuts down in order for cricket to take over the airwaves until mid January!. Wow, cricket must be important – and I must have missed that memo.
So my final day at the ABC in Kal has been doing the following:
Sitting on a mini-bus for two hours driving around the Super Pit looking for nuggets and marvelling at the stats (no one could answer how much money the hole brings in every year) and the size of the tyres.
Then having a little snooze on the way back to town.
b) Looking for temporary accommodation in this sweet little goldmining hub.
I’m really looking forward to spending 6 weeks here to see if I can actually handle living in the middle of nowhere away from the coast... And also because all of the media gang were telling me of all the cool stories they’ve had to cover (mucho violence in these parts, earthquakes, ghosts) in their time here. It’s going to be awesome. Feel free to visit.
I’m off to find a patch of floor at Perth airport to sleep on.
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Day Five: Feelin' Alive (actually a bit sad as I'm leaving tomorrow)
Better than yesterday at least. I braved the 37 degree blustery weather to go for a run around the cemetery (don’t ask me why, it just piqued my interest when jogging by) and really enjoyed the run on red sand. The flies make it a bit tough though, running in that kind of heat with your mouth closed is tough.
The cemetery is typically divided into religious denominations the boundaries of which are marked with lovely, well-kept signs.






That is unless you don’t have a religion, then you just get a dodgy, hand-painted sign nailed ad hoc to a tree. Maybe I was heat delirious but I found it pretty amusing at the time.

This morning I was on Breakfast again with John and had a blast yet again. He’s a very relaxed host and station manager and it makes the team here work really well together.
Today is “Theme Thursday” and John and I brainstormed yesterday and somehow came up with the theme of feet. Do not ask me why.
The idea is that we play a bunch of songs revolving around a theme and weave it through the show. Strangely enough, when I was researching the ins and outs of feet (a quarter of all the bones in the body are below the ankle!) I discovered that October is “Foot Health Month” (what cause doesn’t have a month these days?) – talk about finger on the pulse I’m so current.
Of course the Kings’ Blue Suede Shoes got a run as well as a bit of old Nancy Sinatra and her walkin’ boots plus my favourite of the day and I swear John picked it just for me – jazz legend Fats Waller and his track Your Feets Too Big. There is some serious hatred of big feet in that song.
As part of Feet Fursday, I interviewed a local podiatrist who had some great tips on keeping your feet nice if you’re in mining work boots all day...
Day Four: Wanting More!

This morning I was lucky enough to co-host ABC Goldfields breakfast show with Station Manager John Wibberley. John’s a lovely and very experienced radio genius and his method of show preparation is, well, don’t. His catch phrase is “let’s just shoot the breeze” which I was happy to do.
We did a whole lot of weather, absolutely no traffic and a bunch of bushfire warnings as it was 36 degrees and windy as all hell. Wednesday is also “who am I” day – a popular on air competition with the listeners apparently and I got to be Charles “Chestnut” Clyde, vicious criminal and the hubby of Bonnie. Phones ran hot.
The rest of the day was spent editing my Carers package and misting up a little listening back to Deanne talking about how attached she is to her charge, Lois.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Kalgoorlie: Day Three & All's Well
It’s Carers Week all over the country this week and to find out more about what great stuff carers in Kalgoorlie and surrounding areas are doing, I went along to a morning tea organised by the Goldfields Individual and Family Association to meet some local carers.


The morning tea was held at Hammond Park, a fauna reserve in Kal. The park is lovely and green and a lovely breeze was filtering through the gum trees and I kept getting distracted from my interviewing by three emus that were eyeing me up.

Later in the day I was escorted to the Superpit! I can’t help but say it in an Arnie accent, I have no idea why...
And all I can say is that it is phenomenal. HUGE. The pictures do not even come close to the scale of this thing. The trucks going down the road into the pit look like ants and tunnels in the side of the walls look like needle pricks when in fact they are over 2 metres in diameter.
Phwoar! There was so much dust around that I ended up completely parched, what else can one do but head to the Exchange Hotel for a beer and Parma Tuesdays, half price chicken schnitzel!
The girls kept takingme for laps around the front bar, the “Wild West Saloon” where they have the infamous Skimpies (topless barmaids if you missed my first Kal blog) but alas all I saw were a pair of butt cheeks. As a female when you walk through the bar it’s as though the men have NEVER seen a female before. They put their beers down (a feat in itself) stand up and turn around. Not just their heads but their entire bodies, for appreciative stares.
Boulder Earthquake - 6 months on
Luckily, I had experienced a very similar earthquake in Newcastle in 1989 and telling my story encouraged the radio shy locals to open up.
This is what went to air...
"Where were you when the builder Earthquake struck?
Here at ABC Kalgoorlie, we were in the office lamenting that it was a slow news day and were looking for a story for the beginning of the Mornings program.
Then the ground shook. We all looked at each other and suddenly we had one of the biggest stories of recent times.
It might be hard to believe but the Boulder Earthquake measuring 5.0 on the Richter scale was 6 months ago today.
Alex Lollback spoke to the residents and businesses of Burt St to see how the rebuilding process is coming along. She asked where they were when the earth shook... "